I'll be back eventually. I just need time not to see some things. Bah.
In the meantime, might I entertain you with some hilarious images from my beloved Whore of the Orient?
The racist minstrels on the wall in the building where I hold honors English.
I can come up with no snappy caption for this one. It's a picture of a mushroom (or an oyster or muscle or something) that Chelsea and I saw in the elevator of Cloud 9 Shopping Plaza. I said it looked like a horrifying, horrifying vagina, and she added that, yes, it certainly did, one teeming with STDs that hadn't been attended to. Keep in mind, it's a restaurant advertisement. Mmmm...
Provocative ATM prompt.
In all fairness, it's my favorite kind of explosion.