Things that are making my day bad despite my life being altogether good right now

So generally, I'm quite down today despite:

1) Miraculously recuperating from deadly sinus infection from hell after a few doses of antibiotics. (I'm finishing the course, don't ya'll worry.)
2) Finishing the last, missing piece of my exhibition series for Saturday.
3) Finding OUT about the exhibition on Saturday.
4) Having watched the new episode of The Office that my neighbor graciously downloaded and gave me on the jump drive.

My reasons for blech include, but are not limited to:
-shitty weather
-the Chinese teachers in our office yelling their conversation very very loudly
-it should be spring already
-the Chinese teachers in our office keep the windows open and it's cold
-retarded Chinese beliefs like "You can't keep plants in your room at night because they give off carbon dioxide."
-the taste in my mouth right now (old instant coffee! POOEY!)
-your mom
-it smells like poop in our elementary school stairwell
-the larval-stages-of-pubescence shithead boys in my 6th grade ESL class
-the eternal dilemma of whether or not to return to this godforsaken school
...and much, much more!

Luckily, I've been keeping myself relatively busy today by designing the poster to our exhibition, Lao Eyes 2! (It took about 40 minutes.)

Obviously, my name isn't roughly spraypainted out using MS Paint in the original copy, but I'd like to keep this blog as anonymous as possible in this day and age of stalk-by-numbers identity theft, thank you very much.