Things That Cindy and I Do That Are Gay

• We take long walks together side-by-side, listening to our separate iPods.
• We sit and smoke hookah in silence, listening to love ballads.
• We sit on the same side of the otherwise empty booth at brunch.
• I double her to the gate on the back of my bike while she puts her arm around my waist and carries our parcels.

I guarantee there's more where this came from...

Meanwhile, inheritance may be coming through. Tristan MAY be coming to China and traveling with me this summer! Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!