Wednesday, May 16, 2007

"Goodbye, Jerry" --an ode to the late Rev. Jerry Falwell

"Goodbye, Jerry"

Goodbye, Jerry,
to you and your blob of chin fat.
Goodbye, sweet Jerry,
You rocked the socks of Liberty University.
Goodbye, Jerry.
You blamed feminists and liberals for September 11
and also the gays, and that purple Teletubby.
Goodbye, darling Jerry.
You said the Anti-Christ was a Jewish dude.
Goodbye, Jerry.
You had a heart rhythm abnormality.
Goodbye, Jerry.
You were pretty crazy. I mean, seriously.
Goodbye, sweet Jerry.
Jerry, Jerry, goodbye. Goodbye.

1 comment:

Sam Klugman said...

touching, really...